have you ever…
| other girls-put on smoky eye makeup: | *look like sexpot* |
| me-puts on smoky eye makeup: | hello raccoons i am family. |
sarah asked for it. sarah got it.
watch me wiggle around and touch my shiny excellent lord of the rings dress.
we are sickening. we’re that gross couple who make people hate couples.
BUT LOOK HOW CUTE AND AMAZING MY HUSBAND IS.
^_^ i can upload shit on youtube again!
| me: | do you think i have munchausen's syndrome? |
| braden: | you fake being sick until you believe it and then you panic that you're going to die. |
I wore this (with Star Wars pants and hello kitty shoes and a panda bag) to the grocery store and two nine year old girls dressed head to toe in pink followed my husband and I around the produce section, staring at us and whispering loudly while failing at hiding behind shelves. Then they waited for us to go to a cashier, got in line behind us, stared, and proceeded to awkwardly follow us home. Not sure if they thought I was god or a clown, but it was really bizarre and uncomfortable. In other news, my phone and I are twins :3